Things Dana Scully Does While Pregnant That Kate Is Not Allowed To Do

• Pull Guns On People
• Wander Through The Desert Alone At Night With a Flashlight
• Lift Heavy Trapdoors
• Get Strangled By Alien Bounty Hunter
• Get Thrown Against A Glass Wall By Alien Bounty Hunter
• Be Exposed To Dead Alien Slime
• Do Any Of The Above In Three Inch Heels
• Look Seriously Dehydrated After Doing All of The Above
• End Up Bruised About The Face And In The Hospital
• Smell Regurgitated Fingers
• Perform Autopsies
• Ride In Rowboats (Especially With John Doggett)
• Shoot The Ceiling (Actually The Giant Man-Bat On The Roof, But Anyway)
• Hunt Man-Bats In General

Items Not On The List:

• Save The World. I mean, if duty calls...
• Become Pregnant By Fox Mulder. Seriously, if he were willing to be our donor, I'd be all over that shit.

Why, yes, we have been watching the X-Files Season Eight marathon that ran on SciFi today. And, yes, this show seriously blows without Mulder on it. And I think I want to push John Doggett off a cliff. And not an Alien Bounty Hunter John Doggett either.