Sympathy: A Guessing Game

OK, folks, it's a game. Guess which of these women is pregnant, and which one is merely copying, based on this list of symptoms.

Wife #1:

• Nausea
• Involuntary Napping
• Cravings for Hearts of Romaine (no other lettuce will do)
• Aversion to Bananas and Coffee
• Fuzzy Brain
• Sore Breasts
  

Wife #2:

• Insomnia
• Cravings for Chocolate (especially Mounds Bars)
• Mood Swings
  
• Compulsive Cleaning/Nesting
• Inability to Focus or Complete Regular Tasks

Guess correctly, and you will win...applause? Internet applause?

OK, it's probably not that hard to tell, but I'm finding it amusing. My sympathetic pregnancy is in full swing, y'all.