- Pull Guns On People
- Wander Through The Desert Alone At Night With a Flashlight
- Lift Heavy Trapdoors
- Get Strangled By Alien Bounty Hunter
- Get Thrown Against A Glass Wall By Alien Bounty Hunter
- Be Exposed To Dead Alien Slime
- Do Any Of The Above In Three Inch Heels
- Look Seriously Dehydrated After Doing All of The Above
- End Up Bruised About The Face And In The Hospital
- Smell Regurgitated Fingers
- Perform Autopsies
- Ride In Rowboats (Especially With John Doggett)
- Shoot The Ceiling (Actually The Giant Man-Bat On The Roof, But Anyway)
- Hunt Man-Bats In General
Items Not On The List:
- Save The World. I mean, if duty calls...
- Become Pregnant By Fox Mulder. Seriously, if he were willing to be our donor, I'd be all over that shit.
Why, yes, we have been watching the X-Files Season Eight marathon that ran on SciFi today. And, yes, this show seriously blows without Mulder on it. And I think I want to push John Doggett off a cliff. And not an Alien Bounty Hunter John Doggett either.
